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is the devil’s workshop. And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.”

Pluto has not completed full orbit since its discovery and won’t until March 2178.

The following appears on a tombstone in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan Utah! “Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life.”

1) It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2) It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3) It is important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn’t lie to you.

4) It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

5) It is very, very important that these four women don’t know each other, or you could end up dead like me.

Selah!