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Got a complaint? Got a compliment? Call Your Mind On Line at 537-6397 and let us know what’s on your mind. Quotes are printed exactly as they are called in and are not necessarily factual, but rather, callers’ opinions. Libelous, slanderous, personal attacks, and unfounded accusatory or lengthy comments will not be printed. Two calls per week per caller, and calls should not exceed 30 seconds, please.

“Wanting to experience a lavish beach vacation, but you don’t care for the sand, sun or the cool ocean breeze? Simply visit the Vidalia Walmart where the indoor temperatures are guaranteed to be ten to fifteen degrees hotter than outside the store.”

“Stacey Abrams has so far spent $15,000,000 on her campaign for governor of Georgia. Just a couple of years ago, she was in debt up to her eyeballs. Now where do you suppose she got all that money? Since she is not a native Georgian, she got much of it from millionaires outside the state of Georgia who want to make Atlanta, Georgia, like Chicago, Illi-nois.”

“We’re having problems with our 10 lb. long hair Chihuahua. She thinks she is a pit bull. Does anyone know where we can get a gender change operation for her and straighten her out?”

“When you buy a car, it comes with an owner’s manual. You own that car. The universe and all existence has an owner’s manual and God owns it. That owner’s manual is called the Bible, the Word of God, and Jesus in book form.”

“If you are an educator, and you want to discuss sexuality with first graders, we know who and what you are. This is why you became a teacher of young children. We’re on to you, and we’re watching you closer than you think.”

“Chinese companies are buying thousands of acres of farmland in the U.S. Ironically, the farmland is located near U.S. military installations. The Chinese do not allow American companies to buy land in China. Wake up, America, before the Chinese achieve their goal of world domination.”

“Can someone fill in the big hole at Pinecrest Cemetery at the smaller gate up front? It’s a big hole that’s been there a long time. Can they afford to put something in it?”

“What has happened to the air conditioners in Walmart? It’s almost too hot to shop.”

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