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Citywide Onion Sign Mandate Now in Effect
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Citywide Onion Sign Mandate Now in Effect

afullsadvance@gmail.com A new and somewhat eye-catching ordinance is now officially in effect ...

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City to Add Onion Scent to Water Supply Ahead of Festival
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City to Add Onion Scent to Water Supply Ahead of Festival

Residents in Vidalia may notice something a little… different coming from their taps this wee...

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Traffic Stop Turns Up Trunk Full of Unlicensed Vidalia Onions
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Traffic Stop Turns Up Trunk Full of Unlicensed Vidalia Onions

afullsadvance@gmail.com What began as a routine traffic stop Tuesday afternoon quickly turned...

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Local Schools Add Onion Appreciation To Curriculum
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Local Schools Add Onion Appreciation To Curriculum

Students in Vidalia will soon be diving into a new subject this school year: Onion Appreciation....

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News Onion Yoga in the Park Take a deep breath… and sniff responsibly! The City Parks Department invites residents to join Onion Yoga from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. on Saturday at Riverside Park. Mats, onions, and tears of enlightenment provided. For more info, call (555) 1234567. ...

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Competitive Onion Juggling

Think you’ve got the skills to keep multiple onions in the air? Test your dexterity at the Competitive Onion Juggling Contest on Saturday at Town Square from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. Prizes will be awarded to jugglers who can keep their onions airborne the longest without squashing them,or crying too much. Open to all ages. Onions provided onsite. Call (555) 9876543 for details. ...

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