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theadvance_20220803_b_08-03-2022_vid_02_w-or9_art_8.xml
YOUR FINAL EXPENSES BY GARY TOOLE I don’t know about you but I have just about got a belly full of folks trying to tell us what is good for us and how much they want to keep us safe. Bah hum bug! It’s all about money honey! All this old safety mess. I told someone with all this child proof stuff I don’t know how we made it years ago. We should have been dead by the time we were three years old. One older man which the saying is, “Once a man, twice a child,” and he could not open this child proof medicine bottle to get his medicine out. He said, that he started to take a hammer to it. So anyway! These rascals buy these land line telephone list from crooked companies and look at your age and they call you and hound you over and over if you are over 65 and some foreign criminal will say, “Hello sir, I hear you got a bad back,” and I say back, “Yea! Where did you hear that from? My back is fine! How about yours?” Then them jacked up idiots will call and say, “I would like to talk to you about your final expenses.” I reply, “What final expenses?” Just for fun I play along and let that fool wear his tongue out and then I say to that knee come poop that has never read the bible or been to church. I say, “Sir, me and God will take care of that and further more if you are talking about a burial policy or life insurance then I had sense enough to get mine when I was only 19 for pennies on the dollar compared to waiting on over in age and furthermore why do you all think that it is only old folks dying? The leaning tree don’t always go first and the bible says, that we none have no promiseoftomorrow. Mynephew died at 18 I believe it was. What is most important is this. Is your soul rightwithGod? Sir,maybeyou should be checking on your final expenses. Your time may be up soon too!” So after I have given him a wash tub of Godly advise then I say, “Good day and don’t call back!” And lastly, this foreigner called me the other day and talked gibberish and I said, “Sir speak English!” Then I said, “Speak up! I can’t hear you!” So he finally said, “Sir I am James Brown and you have just won six million dollars,” and I said mocking him, “Do tell!” So I said, “I thought James Brown was dead!” And by the way, “Why six million? Why one million would have been ample enough to suffice my needs because at my age I won’t need it in heaven! And before I forget call some idiots more stupid than you thought I was!” Can you say amen? PD. ADV.
theadvance_20220803_b_08-03-2022_vid_02_w-or9_art_8.xml
YOUR FINAL EXPENSES BY GARY TOOLE I don’t know about you but I have just about got a belly full of folks trying to tell us what is good for us and how much they want to keep us safe. Bah hum bug! It’s all about money honey! All this old safety mess. I told someone with all this child proof stuff I don’t know how we made it years ago. We should have been dead by the time we were three years old. One older man which the saying is, “Once a man, twice a child,” and he could not open this child proof medicine bottle to get his medicine out. He said, that he started to take a hammer to it. So anyway! These rascals buy these land line telephone list from crooked companies and look at your age and they call you and hound you over and over if you are over 65 and some foreign criminal will say, “Hello sir, I hear you got a bad back,” and I say back, “Yea! Where did you hear that from? My back is fine! How about yours?” Then them jacked up idiots will call and say, “I would like to talk to you about your final expenses.” I reply, “What final expenses?” Just for fun I play along and let that fool wear his tongue out and then I say to that knee come poop that has never read the bible or been to church. I say, “Sir, me and God will take care of that and further more if you are talking about a burial policy or life insurance then I had sense enough to get mine when I was only 19 for pennies on the dollar compared to waiting on over in age and furthermore why do you all think that it is only old folks dying? The leaning tree don’t always go first and the bible says, that we none have no promiseoftomorrow. Mynephew died at 18 I believe it was. What is most important is this. Is your soul rightwithGod? Sir,maybeyou should be checking on your final expenses. Your time may be up soon too!” So after I have given him a wash tub of Godly advise then I say, “Good day and don’t call back!” And lastly, this foreigner called me the other day and talked gibberish and I said, “Sir speak English!” Then I said, “Speak up! I can’t hear you!” So he finally said, “Sir I am James Brown and you have just won six million dollars,” and I said mocking him, “Do tell!” So I said, “I thought James Brown was dead!” And by the way, “Why six million? Why one million would have been ample enough to suffice my needs because at my age I won’t need it in heaven! And before I forget call some idiots more stupid than you thought I was!” Can you say amen? PD. ADV.
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